Free Poo Emoji Crochet Pattern
My now ten-year-old nephew loves when I crochet him things as gifts and he also finds a poo I crocheted years ago (to use up some brown yarn I had)~
Free Watermelon Half Slice Crochet Wedge Pattern
Free Palestine! I should rework this pattern though, my stitches for the rind green part didn’t quite match up so I have some wrinkles that aren’t very “lifelike” to a~
Really Yummy Bean Dip
It’s not that beautiful and the color is a little offputting but it really is delicious! Highly recommend trying it, even with different beans, whatever you got really, I can~
Free BETTER Crochet Purse Pattern
So the first purse 🙂 I had some definite improvements to make as I worked through it and this time using a brand new material for me to crochet in~
Free Crochet Purse Pattern
Okay heads up on this pattern, it was my first attempt at making a purse and I thought the nylon cord I bought would be great since it wouldn’t get~
Free Crochet Penis Pattern
Inspired by all the amazing crochet artists out there and one in particular that crochets incredible depictions of human anatomy. A fun and funny crochet pattern that I gave out as Christmas ornament gifts in 2021.
Free Troll Doll Crochet Pattern
Free crochet pattern for a simple troll doll. The first one I messed up the body, this pattern is for the slimmer troll.
Free Bunny Crochet Pattern
A free bunny crochet pattern for those of you who want to replicate this plushie amigurumi I created.
Ideal Protein Diet So Far
April of 2016 I started this diet called Ideal Protein. My friend, had a friend who had started it (about two months I think before me) and it was working~
As of Today
As of today I have: 2 eyes 2 ears 0 glasses (I had laser eye surgery earlier this year and it’s pretty amazing) 10 fingers 10 toes 20 painted nails~